The Reservation Broadcasting System That was the summer a broken TV served as the stand for a smaller TV that worked.
Hereditary We're all born with the same syndrome: the endless need to be cradled. It never gets better. It's always fatal.
Middle-Aged Love Song Your reading glasses and my reading glasses are strewn across the sheets with their bare legs entwined.
Life Span When I die, I hope that my sons are too elderly to carry my coffin.
Evolution Those sparrows used to be dinosaurs. Our seven-pound lapdog used to be a wolf. We used to throw spears at mammoths. Don't you know that almost everything used to be stronger?
Went from laughing at the glasses to crying at the pall bearers in about half a second. Wild ride, man.
The glasses one is perfect